Dear Fosterlady:
Don't I look pathetic tied to the front of this guys truck? I really, really think it's unfair to make me wait around like this while you work the other dogs in the field. I want my birds now! The only thing I get to enjoy from here is that sweet sound of gunfire.
If you make me do this again, I'm turning you into the dog warden.
PS- See... my new buddy Ollie gets to run around... Being taught patience sucks.
Love, Zig.